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The latest title from Ed Cyzewski, co-author of the NOT bestselling The Good News of Revelation
TRIBULATION OF LOVE
The Beginning of the End Is the End of Her Love’s Beginning
Fiercely independent, wise beyond her years, and strong beyond the boundaries imposed by patriarchy, Rachel’s decision to remain with her Amish community hangs in the balance when a mysterious stranger arrives in her small, rural, bucolic, quaint, buggy-friendly, and ravishingly-named community of Intercourse, PA. Jacob promises everything that she has longed for: freedom, power, and a really, really nice front-loading washing machine.
As Jacob sweeps Rachel up into a whirlwind courtship that gallops rapidly from hand holding to heavily petting her knee, Rachel becomes alarmed by Jacob’s statements:
“We’re going to make the world great again…”
“It’s just a tiny barcode on your hand…”
“Just wait until my friend rises from the ocean for our wedding…”
“What are your thoughts on global plagues?”
Rachel begins to fear that her courtship with Jacob is doomed to perish in the eternal flames of a fiery lake of unrequited passion. She’s also a little sad that the world is about to end.
Should Rachel leave her community behind for the love of Jacob, even if he is evil-incarnate?
Is Jacob the Anti-Christ?
Will Rachel wish we’d all been ready?
Is there any time to change your mind?
Can Jacob make the tribulation great again?
Will anyone be surprised by the choices the characters make?
Why do otherwise rational people listen to pastors who write books like Four Blood Moons?
Do you realize that today is April 1st???
You’ll not answer those questions in Ed Cyzewski’s fake new Amish end times romance:
Tribulation of Love: The Beginning of the End Is the End of Her Love’s Beginning
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If you want to find out what Revelation is actually about, check out these books:
Reading Revelation Responsibly
2 thoughts on “Make the End Times Great Again with: Tribulation of Love”
I love your fake books on April Fool’s Day. But I kind of cringe that some people might actually want to read this one.
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