Advertising Fail: Hartford, Connecticut as a Beach Destination

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Did you know that Hartford, Connecticut is located along the beach and the women have freakishly long hyper-extending legs???

Is there a neighborhood in Hartford that I’m missing? I mean, I haven’t seen the whole city yet, but I’m pretty sure there’s an advertising intern who needs a geography lesson pronto.