The Elusive Vermont Accent

It’s got something to do with the “a’s” and “r’s.” At least that’s what I think.

I overslept one morning, and so, unable to make my own coffee, I ran into the general store on my way into work. Next to the assortment of Green Mountain Coffee is a large round table where the local guys sit and chat before working on the farms, in the woods, or wherever they take their pick up trucks after 9:00 AM.

Passing up the French vanilla flavored milk, I pumped out some hazelnut coffee—I know your opinion of me has just dropped a little, but it was a rough morning. While I topped off my cup, I heard it. That gentle bending of “r’s” and a subtle touch of an “h” at the end of an “a.” It’s not as hard as a Boston or Maine accent. It doesn’t sound like they’re prying an “ahr” sound out of words like park or farm which magically become “pahrk” or “fahrm.”

It’s a gentle accent mixed with the country twang that you’d expect to hear in any rural area, especially the mushing of “th” into a “d.” “I dunno, but somebody’s down ‘dere fishin’ fur trout.” To make matters worse, these guys talk fast and low, a style of their own. When I call our propane service guy—a local if there ever was one—I can hardly understand what he’s saying.

And that’s the problem, I want nothing more than to understand and to one day mimic the Vermont accent. This is a much bigger deal for me than it should be.

A huge part of my identify for years was my strong Philly accent. Water became “wooder,” “huge” became “uge,” and dog became “duawwg.” Ah, but it has since been lost when I moved north. Without my accent I feel uprooted, a wandering vagrant without an audible identity.

And so I am seeking a badge, a mark that I now belong in Vermont. I admit that I’m not a local, homegrown Vermonter, but I covet the chance to travel somewhere and have someone say, “You sound like you’re from New England.”

Then I’ll look them straight in the eyes and say, “Yep, I’m a Vermontah.”

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Playing in the Dirt

It’s raining today, but I’m not as bummed out as usual. I can’t explain how it happened, but I’ve experienced a budding interest in plants, flowers, and, to be frank, dirt in general. I have somehow learned to love plants, growing things that are either edible or nice to look at, and enriching my soil—of all things. When I want to make my wife Julie nervous, I call them my plants “crops.”

“Crops” just sounds more serious, more permanent. But don’t take me wrong; I’d make a lousy farmer, the chief reason being I hate working on engines and just about anything mechanical. I still don’t know how our lawn mower will respond this spring after I did zip to prepare it for the winter.

Can you imagine if my livelihood depended on maintaining a large John Deer tractor?

My recent infatuation with dirt and planting stuff is most likely a mix of two things. The first is Barbara’s Kingsolver’s book Animal, Vegetable, Miracle, which documented her family’s heroic struggle to eat locally, and primarily home-grown food for an entire year. To be frank, I never gave much thought to where my food came from, so long as I could find a grocery store.

Thanks to Barbara I learned about the meat industry, the benefits of organic food, and the energy required to support our current food infrastructure. Of course it’s not as simple as “Eat local and you’ll save the world,” but in many circumstances it sure helps. If anything, I’ve learned to only buy certain foods if they are grown organically. For example, apples suck up the pesticides. Imagine drinking a shot glass of pesticides with that apple each day.

And then Barbara drove me to start shopping at local farm stands and farmers markets. While these aren’t the places to save a buck, I learned to pick up select items at these markets. Of course when you spend some time hanging around farmers and finding out how your food is grown, you start wondering if you should give it a try.

But really, why stop at growing a few crops such as tomatoes and lettuce? Having just purchased a plain ranch house surrounded by a sea of grass and two meager bushes, I decided it was time to start investing in some flowers. It began ever so modestly with a few pansies who sweltered in the summer heat. However, a few elderly women caught wind of my new home and started dropping off bags and bags of perennial flowers they had removed from their own gardens. Unfortunately I had no place for these offerings, and so the digging began.

It started with two flower beds in the back yard and one on the side of the house last year. The flowers thrived and are now springing up. Of course that spurred some further ambition that has now extended to the sparse front of our house. On a warm spring day I dug out a 20 foot by 3 foot flower bed, peeling back the grass and laying down some fresh top soil. I followed with the signature pansy mix. Under a fluorescent light in the guest room we have some cosmos, flocks, and bunny tails—yes, flowers called bunny tails—waiting to be added. It should be a very full flower bed by the time we’re done with it.

But why stop with a massive flower bed out front? We’re also working on tomatoes, cucumbers, basil, peppers, and lettuce for a brand new garden out back right next to the blueberry bushes we planted last year.

I think I have a problem.

I should be clear about this: I really never cared all that much about growing my own flowers or “crops” until last summer. Now I’m spending entire Sundays tearing away grass, dumping in dirt and mulch, and sticking a divider around the flower beds. What happened to me?

In my more romantic moments I tell myself that I’m reconnecting with the earth, with the way things have been until the industrial revolution or perhaps the interstate system forever changed the way we transport food. I feel like I’m not really doing anything all that novel or new, something that thousands of people do and have been doing, but somehow I’ve been missing. And perhaps this “missing out” is what drives me. I’ve been missing out on something so normal, so natural for a human being: working the earth, growing flowers, and tending his own food.

I can’t imagine what I used to do two springs ago.

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How to Publish: Build Your Expertise

If you’re already committed to a particular topic for your future book and you’re reading as much as you can in your area of interest, the next step is to build your expertise.

For example, would a degree in your area of interest help? Perhaps you’re locked into a job you find dull or draining and a career change into an area of interest would be a huge boost for your day to day life. However, the proper academic background will provide the resources, contacts, and credentials to help move you toward success as a writer. My own career was helped immensely by a few key professors from both my graduate and undergraduate studies. They may even have contacts in the publishing world and can help jumpstart your career.

Academic courses will also ensure that you have read the best books available and have access to journals and any other research that may be closed off if you were not a student. Your fellow classmates are the perfect people to provide critique for your book ideas, bringing up angles you may have missed and helping you refine your ideas. Informed feedback will be a wonderful help as you move your book ideas toward a proposal.

As you read and build your expertise in your field of choice, look into ways you can begin to share it. If you’re going into writing, then you really need to think about starting a blog on your area of interest. Begin by looking for the top blogs in your area of interest. While a Google search will help, look into blog awards, blog rankings, and blog search engines (such as Technorati). Begin reading these blogs by subscribing to their RSS feed that be displayed either in your browser, on your Google homepage, or on your own RSS reader such as Bloglines. Be sure to look up the blogs listed in the sidebars of the top blogs and read them as well.

Once you have a better idea of what’s out there, set up your own blog either through wordpress.com (free but not necessarily a unique site with a unique domain name) or a hosted service such as Blue Host or any other budget blog hosting company. You should aim to spend about $4 to $7 per month if you go with a hosted service the provides a domain name and complete access to your blog’s design. Get your ideas out there, read other blogs, comment on the sites of others, and respond to whoever comments on your own blog. Commit to occasionally reading a site about professional blogging such as problogger.net so you optimize your site’s potential. This is the time to build your knowledge, refine your writing skills, and build your contacts and expertise.

When you present your book to publisher this preliminary leg work will pay off in dividends as you can show that you have established yourself as an important voice in your subject area. You’ll have a network of experts and fellow bloggers who can help review and promote your book and an easily accessible way to connect with your readers. The internet is far too important for budding authors to ignore it.

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How to Publish: Knowing Your Field

If you are planning on publishing, you’ll want to narrow some of your interests to some particular areas of expertise. Perhaps it’s parenting, religion, recipes, gardening, or a particular kind of fiction. And if you’re looking to publish fiction, you’ll need to decide if you want to write high-end literary novels, say Ian McEwan or A.S. Byatt, or gripping page turners like those penned by Agatha Christie, Dan Brown, or John Grisham. There is no shame in focusing on the everyday happenings of life, whether the best way to handle a gang of teenage girls sleeping over, or writing an action-packed novel, because all writing requires a certain kind of craft and skill. The audiences and goals are just different.

So now you have some topics in mind, but perhaps you can sharpen your focus. If you’re interested in parenting, then you may want to focus on a particular age group. If religion, perhaps you could focus on a particular denomination, period of history, or type of theology. When you have your topics in mind, it’s time to start… reading. Of course you need to carve out a bit of time each day to write, let’s say about an hour or so if we’re aiming for the ideal. But you’ll also need to read and read and read.

There are a number of reasons why you’ll want to read as much as you can:

Read Good Writing

Once you have a field or two in mind, you’ll want to read the best that field has to offer. Pay attention to the kinds of sentences, words, and pacing each author uses. Do they focus on short declarative sentences, bunch their thoughts in huge paragraphs, or grind the narrative to a halt with a two-word paragraph? You’re reading for the enjoyment, but also for the insight into the craft of writing.

Spark Ideas

You can’t expect to come up with every idea on your own. That doesn’t mean you’ll be pinching the thoughts of others, but you can use their ideas as a jumping off point for your own articles. In fact, you may find after reading several authors that a certain pattern emerges in their thinking and you now can write about these connections. All that to say, there always is a need for original thoughts that crop up during long, quiet walks, the restful moments before falling asleep (You do have a note pad by your bed, don’t you?), or in-between verses while singing in the shower (The notebook may be a bit harder to pull off in there, but not impossible).

Research

As you write you’ll typically need to do quite a bit of research. Even if you’re writing a novel you’ll need to research settings, characters, and occupations. Let’s say you have a character who is a firefighter, you’ll need to learn about volunteer firefighters vs. full-time firefighters, how fire burns, and everything else that has to go with emergency response. However, if you’re writing non-fiction you’ll also need to stay current on statistics, studies, and articles. You’ll find that an online bookmarking tool such as del.icio.us is a fantastic tool for storing and sorting online information. If you use Mozilla Firefox you can install a button that allows you to click on a "tag" button and you’ll have any link saved.

Writing Kung-Foo

Writing is a daunting, lonely task at times, so you’ll need some encouragement, support, and insight. Stephen King, Anne Lamott, and Natalie Goldberg are just a few of the talented writers who have published fantastic little books on writing, and believe me, there are tons more to choose from. You need to capture the norms for a writer, the bumps to expect, and the flow of highs and lows just so you don’t get discouraged, or worse, go crazy. Pick up a few magazines on writing at a book store and do a few searches online. Perhaps your favorite writer has a blog where you can find encouragement and ideas. Even an hour spent reading a book on writing in a book store may give you some fantastic clues on how to succeed as a writer.

Coming Up: I’ll take a look at ways you can not only do your research, but build your expertise and much more.

The Road to Publishing

I have added a new category simply called publishing. Within this category I’ll be listing the various steps involved in getting a book published, but more importantly, what you can do to get your work published.

While my focus will be on getting a major publisher to pick up your book, these strategies and ideas will help you become a more effective writer not matter what you set out to do: magazines, blogs, etc. My goal is to provide a wealth of resources, ideas, and strategies that will propel writers forward with their work.

And so we shall begin with the most obvious, but nevertheless most important word of advice I have ever received and will ever give: write. Carry a small journal, buy pads of paper, treat yourself to the yellow pads if you like them better, invest in some nice pens, look into that lap top you’ve had your eye on, get up a half our early or stay up an extra half hour, treat yourself to a coffee or cup of tea five days a week if that will help you write for 30-60 minutes.

Just make sure you’re writing.

Depending on the area of expertise you’re gunning for, you can use snippets of overheard conversations, use passages from books, TV shows or movies, a simple word, a prop, a memory, or a person to spark your thinking. Just go with it and write. Write horribly. Write the worst thing you’ve ever done.

It’s OK, you can always revise later. So much of writing is creating the habit, learning to cultivate your mind so that you can capture ideas, run with a concept, and ultimately jot it down and expand it, exploring the places each idea takes you. In order to begin that journey, writing often–not necessarily well–is the crucial first step.

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When You're Really Done Editing

There were at least five occasions when I declared to friends and family that I was officially "done" with my book Coffeehouse Theology and the two respective study guides. On the first occasion, I had just finished my first drafts and sent them off to my development editor in the fall. I knew that a few chapters were weaker than others, but my overall scope, research, and plan was fairly sound.

I had no idea what was about to hit me.

Having rarely ever used the review feature of Microsoft Word, my editor gave me a quick and shocking introduction to the notes and corrections pervasive in my drafts. While my writing was OK and most of the material was fine, I was too academic in tone, many of my chapters lacked a sound structure, one chapter needed to be divided in two, and another chapter needed to be deleted altogether.

Following the lengthy comments made by my editor, I began to drastically revise each chapter.  I generally followed the following procedure in making edits:

  1. Print out the draft marked up by my editor.
  2. Review this draft during lunch breaks and make notes and suggested changes.
  3. Start with a blank computer screen and the print out with my notes.
  4. Rewrite the chapter from scratch, copying and pasting from the older draft when possible.

This was not a hard and fast rule, but it generally worked. I reorganized the chapters, inserted more stories, cut down on the technical information, and worked on connecting with my ideal audience–a friend I knew back in Pennsylvania. Cutting apart your work and revamping it can be tough work, requiring a certain disconnect from your writing. Nothing is sacred. Everything is on the table. I quickly found that I could not effectively edit until I learned how to delete.